I am living life to the fullest waiting for my soul mate to one day come. ♥
The last time I saw @coakley2 during our Plymouth adventure. Cannot wait until she’s back in the states tomorrow. #tbt
So close to having her back!! @coakley2 #wcw
Probably have one of the cutest professors ever. Thank you Dr. D for the bracelet! #diy
one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan